Archive for the random Category

[you go, egg-stacker-boy...]

Posted in culture, random on April 5, 2007 by monkeybait

Egg stacker

With a steady hand and a steely gaze… he stacks, he balances, he makes his momma proud.

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[things it takes most of us 50 years to learn...]

Posted in culture, humor, random on March 24, 2007 by monkeybait

1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.

2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.

3. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

4. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

5. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is: age 11.

6. There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”

7. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.”

8. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

9. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter/janitor, is not a nice person.

10. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

11. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

12. Your true friends love you, anyway.

[chicken nuggets...]

Posted in random on March 23, 2007 by monkeybait

Put that nugget down because you’ll never guess what they put in them. A tiny bit of chicken and 38 other ingrediants including lighter fluid. Mmmmm, tasty. Click here to read on.

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[vertigo anyone?]

Posted in culture, random on March 21, 2007 by monkeybait

On the other hand, here’s one of the coolest things to come out of my home state Arizona. A definite stop when we trek down to visit our family.

A new way to experience the Grand Canyon.